The phone rings. I quickly look at the caller id and read ‘Clear Channel’.

“Hello?”
“Hi, can I speak to John Henry?”

I already knew where this was going and didn’t want to miss our chance because he was out.

“He’s not in right now. This is wife Desirai, can I take a message?”
“This is LT from WJRR. Do you know why we’re calling?”
“I think I know why you’re calling.” I smiled to myself.
“You’ve been chosen to be one of our 16 couples in the Kiss Off tomorrow!”
“Oh man!”

She said a lot more stuff after that, which sadly, I failed to remember in all the excitement. I’m pretty sure she said 11 am. That must be what time we should be there.

Apparently 160 couples entered and they picked us as one of the 16 contestants. I can’t wait to tell Psycho.