After reading some of the things being said about us on the Internet, I realized several key points were being missed. I’ve put together this list for those too lazy to read the full MTV article.

1. We MET on Xbox Live while playing Halo 2.
2. Dramamine helps prevent symptoms of motion sickness (i.e. dizziness, nausea, and vomiting)
3. Her gamertag is SickNdehed
4. We will be having a ‘real’ Halo Themed wedding. (Still wondering why? Please refer to point #1)
5. We have already met in person.
6. We are gamers and enjoy a multitude of games besides Halo.
7. Your Full Sail tuition is NOT paying for our wedding.
8. We still believe in the sanctity of marriage.
9. The ceremony will NOT end in “You may now teabag the Bride.”
10. No, we couldn’t have picked another/better game (again, refer to point #1)

You may now resume flaming.